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shijin Jo-an
04 March 1989
Diploma in Business
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Wednesday, September 17, 2008
9:51 PM

Kor kor is damn sweet.

he bought me a lollipop to cheer me up cos i lost my phone.

and dad is LOVE.

he's askin me abt how's work every night without fail.

thinks he's worried that i might beat up my colleagues or scare all the NSmen away.

HAHA.

last night had a crazy idea for tao huay and you tiao breakfast before SIP!

so EDWIN and I met at the empty seats outside Cartel at Raffles City to eat them.

LOL! at what time?------ 7:30am.

the both of us freakinly woke up at 5:45am.

all for this simple breakfast.

HAHA. but it was LOVE. cos its been like 495793476 years since i ate these for breakfast.

went to 2 coffeeshops before i found them. good job!

and Gerald finally has the time to meet me for lunch breaks!

like YAYNESS.

hahaha. e both of us explored the neighborhood opp SAFRA.

den decided to buy 4D.

LOL! bud didn't win luh.

If nt can buy new phone. HAHA.

nice day! out of these few weeks of bad luck.

and did i mention? i got scolded the moment i stepped into office this morning.

!@#$%^&*.

and its nt even my fault.

slap the supervisor.

went for membership recruitment talk at Sembawang Camp at 5pm.

waited damn long at the entrance cos the ROVER that was supposed to pick us up did not come.

den this guy gentlemenly fetched us with another car.

he's damn friendly. and i tink he's a commander.

then when we reached NAVAL DIVING UNIT, another 2 NS guys walked us in.

woah one of them damn handsome. HAHAHA.

OKAY. THATS NOT THE POINT.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.

ITS DAMN SCARY.

let me explain the scenario.

*the 4 of us, 2 guys and 2 girls walked into the audi.

NSmen: WOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHH. WEE OO WEET! CHIO BU SIA! WOW WOW!

*stress stress stress.

Sergeant: EH EH EH! WHAT DID I TELL YOU GUYS! STOP BEING A NONSENSE!

*silence. with a random "wee oo weet" out of nowhere.

we started unpacking all our stuff with 120 recruits wearing shorts and t shirt tucked in staring at us.

i was trembling non stop.

den i started giving out all the brochures.

and every step i take to pass the brochures on, they will talk to me.

Guy 1: Eh you are the prettiest here man!
Guy 2: Eh dun so nervous la!
Guy 3 to Guy 4: Eh wah lucky la she pass you the things!
Guy 5 to Guy 6: Eh dun purposely drop the brochures leh! let her pick up so paiseh!
Guy 7: Eh! what's your name?!

WAH LAO EH. ITS TOTAL STRESS TO THE MAX.

I WANTED TO PUNCH THEIR FACES.

BUT THEY ARE SO SCARY.

what to do? smile and walk away.

but then ar, honestly speaking, they all look alike to me. and they are all quite tall and looks above average.

nt bad leh. but too rowdy for me. i dun feel comfortable with guys pls.

then the talk went on and on and on.

with me standing at the front side stoning most of the time.

then came QUIZ time.

usually only 3 questions are asked.

but we do bring 5 prizes in case.

1st question up. no one responded. so this guys stood up and answered.

den i walked over to take all the gifts then passed him one.

den the whole hall went mad again.

like "EH WAHHHHHH! WHY LIKE THAT?! LUCKY LAH YOU!"

den i stunned and went back to my corner.

den 2nd and 3rd question came up.

the whole hall raised their hands. with half of them nt knowing the answers.

KNS KNS KNS KNS KNS.

i really felt like opening the door and run out.

after 3 questions, they asked for more, saying that i still have 2 prizes on my hand.

den no choice. asked another 2 questions.

then cos the prizes are all caps, the 5 guys who won them wore it.

then the speaker went " WOAH. IM DAMN TOUCHED. YOU ALL WEAR THE CAP LEH."

then this guy from nowhere shouted "CHOOSE ONE LA. WE GIVE YOU."

then the speaker said " HUH. IF I CHOOSE, HE WILL WANT ME MEH?"

then that guy from nowhere shouted again "I WANT THE OTHER CHIO BU!"

like OMG. the speaker turned and stared at me.

i turned away with cold sweat.

cos the speaker is my colleague. and she is darn fierce to me in office.

den after everything, the NS guys had to submit their application forms for membership.

den there are 2 queues.

one is me, and one is another guy.

den 3/4 walked over to my side.

i moved back and back and back till i banged onto the stage.

the other guy colleague then came to help me.

the speaker jus carried on answerin queries and all.

OMG. i wanna cry.

the sergeant had to chase them out of the hall right after they submitted the form.

if nt, i would have suffocated like mad.

one even asked me "eh dun so nervous la."

they are darn smelly from all the sweating and all k.

but after everything ended, 2 of the guys walked us out.

it was a LOOOONG walk to the gate. and scary. cos its super dark.

i felt as though im at OCH.

but they are friendly and even took us on a short cut.

that mostly summed up what happened today.

its a very very long one. LOL.

but experiential.

today is 120.

friday is 400.

prepare to see me faint.

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